Review of Terminator 4: Salvation. Be ready to laugh your head off if you have seen it.

*Warning, contains spoilers. Please read if you have watched Terminator as this is a parody review.

Ok, here goes my review of the Terminator Salvation.

Story start out pleasingly, with a guided missile hitting an enemies outpost. The backdrop of AC-130's drilling the land with bombs was a wonderful sight. Infantry is dropped off with helicopters. Assaulting the outpost. Oh the action starts out just fine. John Connor steps out of the heli, only eager to go on with another mission.

Then investigate the ruins, go down this hole to find some data which they found out was top priority. Then, the sargent asks John Connor to go back up and call in for more backup.

As John Connor takes pilot helicopter, leaving the ruins of the outpost, he notices that it is quiet, too quiet.

Suddenly.

EXPLOSION! The helicopter goes down... down and down it goes.

*crash*

He walks out without a scratch. He looks back.

NUCLEAR CLOUD!

What I was thinking: "Eh, no nuclear fallout ah? THIS IS INDIANA JONES ALL OVER AGAIN!"

After that, a new guy appears. Marcus he goes. He walks in into a once bustling town. Now in ruins.

RUN RUN RUN FIGHT RUN FIGHT RUN FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

After that, he meets Reese Kyle.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT RUN RUN FIGHT RUN FIGHT.

Night has fallen. Rest.

Day has fallen. RUN!

RUN RUN FIGHT RUN FIGHT RUN FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN *how did he throw so accurately?* EXPLOSION! RUN RUN RUN

Reach petrol station. Small confrontation. Then, HOLY SHITZ 200 FOOT ROBOT CAME HERE TO OWN THEM! Of course everyone except main characters get owned.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT *Don't fight!*

Idea!

Goes to oil tanker. (I thought they ran out of oil?)

Drives oil tanker to robots feet.

Kyle Reese shoots oil tanker doesn't work. So what do they do? Why, get down and dirty of course. Light a flare gun! *Star is so cute*

TANKER EXPLODES! EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION

THEREFORE, GAS STATION EXPLODES!!!

EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION

ROBOT ENGULFED IN FLAMES! But does not die. Does not chase them.

WOW!

REMPIT TERMINATORS!

RUN RUN RUN EXPLOSION RUN RUN EXPLOSION RUN EXPLOSION EXPLOSION RUN RUN kills bikes but goes to bridge. Bike stuck to truck goes to waiting aeroplane.

SUPER FAKE OWNAGE.

EXPLOSION! HOLY SHIT WTF JUMPS 200 FT TO SHALLOW POND STILL WALKING. Kyle Reese is captured. WTF THEY DIDNT KILL HIM HES NUMBER 1 ON THE LIST I THOUGHT ALL TERMINATORS WERE DESIGNED TO KILL PPL SINCE WHEN GOT PRISONERS ONE?

Then Marcus finds companion, new one. Blair her name.

Walk walk walk walk. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT *wtf got romance one suddenly?* FIGHT.

EXPLOSION! Suddenly reach base.

love scene, love scene, heart before mind thinking. BANG BANG RUN RUN INACCURATE SHOOTING *How could the humans survive this far?* RUN RUN BANG BANG BOOM!

OMG HE'S HALF HUMAN!

John Connor is one on one with Marcus. Decides to let him go. But Marcus needs to inflitrate Skynet now.

Suddenly he's at the outskirts of L.A.

They let him in. John Connor decides to hijack a bike and ride there. I dont get it, if the bike can dodge cars exploding in midair, how could it not see a line in the middle of the road which would be hazadous if it was to go over it as a trap?

He's suddenly in L.A. too. Suddenly he's managed to inflitrate the main HQ.

Marcus goes into the main brain HQ room, the center of the centre. Finds out that he was supposed to do this and that that was the plan Skynet had all along. Marcus destrories his own microchip, but manages to function, as we would to find out later, "heart is the strongest part of the human body, as it is what makes us human." WTF.

John Connor finds Kyle Reese *HES STILL ALIVE HE WAS SUPPSOED TO BE DEAD HES NUMBERS ONE ON THE TERMINATOR LIST*

Suddenly Arnold Swathdneksj (spelling lol) comes. Marcus comes in time.

Ways NOT to kill a Super-Arnold Model Terminator

1. Hot molten lava doesn't work (Worked in Terminator 1)
2. Freezing doesn't work (Worked in Terminator 2)
3. High-voltage electricty doesn't work
4. Gas explosions doesn't work.
5. Shooting it in the head repeatly till his skin comes off? Doesn;t work.
6. Grenade launchers doesn't work.

Ways TO kill a Super-Arnold Model Terminator.
1. Rip its head off. *****

Imagine, if Terminator 1 ended if Kyle Reese managed to rip The Terminator's head off. Why didn't they think off it back then? The movie would be 20 minutes long then.

Terminator 2 would end in 15.

ANYWAY.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. Marcus wins by ripping its head off. But only before John Connor is stabbed with a STEEL ROD through the middle of his chest.

Amazingly, it is pulled out, and with a little bit of help, John Connor manages to walk out of the building to the extraction point. LIKE WTF THE ROD WENT THROUGH HIS HEART HE IS THE SAVIOUR ALL RIGHT.

Of course,

BIGGEST EXPLOSION EVER WHICH DESTROYES THE WHOLE SKYNET OF THE L.A. HQ TO END THAT SCENE WITH.

Ending coming. John Connor is dying. But he can't die. He's the saviour of mankind. "His heart can't take it."

WAIT!

Marcus donates his heart. On the spot.

My thoughts: "WTF U CANT JUST GIVE YOUR HEART LIKE THAT WHAT IF THE TISSUES OF THE HEART DONT MATCH THEN JOHN CONNOR WOULD REJECT THE HEART WHICH WOULD ONLY LEAD TO COMPLICATIONS. AREN'T THERE SUPPOSED TO BE TESTS AND SHIT FOR A MONTH, NOT TO MENTION A WAITING LIST TO BE PUT ON?"

And they all live happily ever after. Of course, the ending says that they only managed to destroy the L.A. side of Skynet, and that Skynet is "still powerful worldwide" What this means is.

There will be another Terminator soon.

The end.

Haha, maths was easy.

But damn, Adv. maths is next week.

Not gonna study.

Slumdog millionare, exams and plans for the holidays.

Slumdog Millionare is actually one of the better movies to come out this year. There's actually a PLOT in it, not like the mindless shit that has been coming out this year. Oh well. Terminator and Transformers 2 to look up to. :D

Shit lah the english exam! I DIDNT WRITE A LETTER AT ALL! ROFL. Im scared for the maths exam, but im not studying...

Holiday plans include:

-Futsal
-CC
-1U
-Curve
-Sunway
-Filming (!)
-Mamak sessions
-Paintball
-Makan sessions
-BBQ
-Holiday trip to Pulau Perhentian? (?)

:D

Restaurant Cities, Smokers and Exams.

Eh, this restaurant city game on facebook is not bad for a facebook game wei! I didn't know it was that popular within the facebook community. Oh well, never too late to join in the bandwagon! Btw, i need tomatoes, onions, banana, strawberries, apples and pasta and if you can spare any it would be awesome wei!

When I become smoker, I become one with the smoker. I wanna always cause the most damage while not detected (well, other then through the tongue lah) Dont mess with me when I become smoker! Just killed 3 people today using it! Awesomeness. I know, exams are next week. So what? It is not like you can study for Englist, Maths and Adv. Maths anyway haha.

We're filming again!

25th is Eng, 28th is Maths and 4th is Adv. Maths. Imma die in eng, and live through numbers. Great, my vocab is lousier then my numbers. At least numbers is an international language.

Chi Kit's score: 5/10. Something special will be posted when it reached 10/10 :D

It's a small world after all.

So, I just found out that this guy whom I met in person about 2 months ago in Sunway was actually in my MSN contact list for about 4-5 years now! Damn random wei. I have no idea why we added each other now, too long ago already.

So...finals are coming soon. Just got back Adv. Maths trial results, 88%! You know I had to fight like crazy for ONE. ONE mark to raise it from 86% to 88%? At least my argumentative skills are still there. Thus, my average has risen, but the total average for my adv. maths is only 75.6%, which is 0.65% short of MY REQUIREMENTS FOR MONASH U OMG IMMA STUDY HARDER NOW CANT TOLERATE ANY MORE NONSENCE!

Stupid first test 50%.

Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid pie.

Oh yeah damn sad for maths these days, we've just finished our trials, and the first thing when she comes in today was "I am not happy with your results. Dhanesh! You did alot of careless mistakes!" Damn sad wei Dhanesh kena like that first thing in the morning. I also got some backlashing. Damnit, I've learned too NOT USE ADV MATHS FORMULA in MATHS exam. (Implicit differentiation)

Another thing is....I downloaded SDO! YAYAYAYAYAY. SDO rocks man. OK fine o2jam is SO WEI BETTAR AND KOOLER AND less lala...lah. But its the only substitute I have now so NO CHOICE.

And Di-Anne, Pik Kuan and Ze Wen came over to my house on Sunday! Like omg it was so random wei, they were studying for their finals and then Di-Anne had the bright idea of kacauing me since Chien Wen was not able to be kacaued by them. I myself just had woke up after a nice nap because of lunch (7 course dinner...for lunch!) when I got this sms:

"Aww, I want cats tooo. Can me and pikky and ze wen come round your house now? We're on a visiting spree whee!"

They spent about an hour at my place, while ze wen was buzy killing zombies in L4D, the girls were in my room looking around like they haven't been into a guys room before xD

ok imma go now, ciao :D

Joey, read this.

=Kevin= 林文伟 I like to sit on my pancakes! says:

haiz.
...
oh yeah
hows joeys cooking?
seriously

its huialee. says:

ive only eaten those that ive posted on fb
so cant really say

=Kevin= 林文伟 I like to sit on my pancakes! says:

and how was that?

its huialee. says:

but i didnt die larh

=Kevin= 林文伟 I like to sit on my pancakes! says:
LOL
that bad huh

its huialee. says:

and thats saying much
HAHAHAHA

=Kevin= 林文伟 I like to sit on my pancakes! says:

hahaha
im so gonna post thsi convo on my blog

its huialee. says:

ill kill you
heyyyy
i didnt say it was bad also
omg
youre twisting my words!
curse you!

=Kevin= 林文伟 I like to sit on my pancakes! says:

its huialee. says:
-.-

Straightning out some points.

I would just like to straighten some things out.

1. I AM SINGLE and available.
2. I'm single because i'm too nice, not because im GAY.
3. I do like to match my clothes with my accessories.
4. I do not like COD4.
5. The bigger the group of people, the more introverted I become.
6. I tend to do things very fast. Eating, homework, sleeping.
7. I do do my homework.
8. Shouting out orders is something which I unintentionally do.
9. I don't smoke.
10. Finally, I do like someone.

Just an update.

Just...tired...these days...

Well, loved the 3 day holiday, went for 2 barbecues! Fri was Atheera's and Sat's was Shum's. Quite awesome wei the both of them :D

Well, college for almost 2 months now, and I'm really settling in into the college life. Going to Medan for lunch with the 'English' gang, having fun with the 'Adv. Maths' gang, playing L4D like crazy, fooling around with the teachers, getting the homework done just in time, its getting to be the norm already. No photos no photos. But yeah, Sun-U is getting to be a nice place.

"My idea of great fun is to be with 5-6 of your great friends chatting together somewhere."

Game requires IQ>130 to play.

Hey there! It's been a while since I've blogged. The crazyness will continue till about June 4th, after that which there's a break for 1 month! *Praise the Lord*

So anyway. I was searching around for Left 4 Dead patch downloads (OMG that game is awesome omg omg omg) when I came across this game.

Achron (Ay-kron)

http://achrongame.com/index.html

The concept of this game is tremendously interesting. This game is not just those everyday RTS,

(Real-Time-Strategy, you know, Red Alert 2, Command and Conquer, those games where u build up a base and attack people)

It puts the element of time into the gameplay! That is, you can go into the past and also the future during a game!

What does this mean?

For example.

You're currently in the present, building up your base, then you find out from your timeline graph that you're going to be attacked from the future. So you zoom in to the future, and see your forces getting owned by them. Therefore, in order to reduce causalities, you decide to go into the past in order to build more units to be able to counter you're opponent attack. So then the past is fast forwarded into the present timeline and when your opponent attack comes from the future into your present timeline, you see that your forces are able to hold out his attacks. So! On seeing that, your opponent decides that he took too many casualities. So he decides to go back before he made his attack and withdrew most of his units so that he could plan a bigger attack in the future!

Don't understand? Watch this video.

And another thing, what about the old grandfather paradox?

The grandfather paradox goes like this. Suppose that you went back into the past. Over there, You decide to kill your past self! So your past self is dead. Therefore, he could not have continued living, and therefore could not go back into the past and kill himself. So what happens!?

Luckily, their game engine manages to balance this out nicely. Of course, it only is in alpha testing so it will be some time more before there will be any announcements on this game. Hopefully, it will manage to live up to it's concept and bring a whole new level of gaming.